Czeslaw Meyer (
devourthemfirst) wrote2012-11-01 03:37 pm
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Third Misfortune - [voice] - Backdated to Halloween night
[It’s Halloween night. Czes has never really been one to worry over celebrating Halloween, candy, dressing up in costumes, the works, but these past few days have been hectic and he needs some entertainment. Ghost stories is the best option he has though the story he has in mind is one he'd rather not discuss. But if he can get a few people scared from it, maybe it'll be worth it.
Not sure how people can't not be scared by it at least...
His voice is low, almost like he’s scared to speak too loudly in case the creature pops up behind him. Which he kinda is. It somehow wouldn’t be that big of a surprise to him if the Malnosso were that cruel to him]
Back in my world, there’s this legend. It’s of a red monster called the Rail Tracer. [The meaning of the word ‘monster’ is used to the fullest extent here.] It rides the rail tracks and follows trains in the shadows and they say that when anyone on board believes he’s real, he climbs on board and overtakes the train, murdering everyone on it.
[A beat] But I don’t think that last part is right. I think he just waits until the opportune moment… then [SMACK. His hands hit the table that the journal is resting on. He’s trying to focus on scaring others rather than himself] goes in for his kill.
The scariest part about this legend, is that it’s real. [No really, it’s real.] I didn’t think it was at first but then I saw the blood-covered monster with my own eyes once! [Saw him, was killed by him and was tortured by him. All in one night.]
I even saw him murdering the passengers. He would silently snatch them up from their cars and hold them over the tracks until they would get so close to the moving ground that their faces and limbs would be ripped right off! [His arm starts to tingle from the memory and he bites his lip for a moment. The memory is all too vivid, even after all this time. It haunts him still.
See, Czes is really telling his own story here. He was the one who got his hand and arm literally ripped off by that monster’s torture tactics. He isn’t entirely sure if anyone else got this treatment but it wouldn’t surprise him if anyone did.
He shudders] It was really scary…
Not sure how people can't not be scared by it at least...
His voice is low, almost like he’s scared to speak too loudly in case the creature pops up behind him. Which he kinda is. It somehow wouldn’t be that big of a surprise to him if the Malnosso were that cruel to him]
Back in my world, there’s this legend. It’s of a red monster called the Rail Tracer. [The meaning of the word ‘monster’ is used to the fullest extent here.] It rides the rail tracks and follows trains in the shadows and they say that when anyone on board believes he’s real, he climbs on board and overtakes the train, murdering everyone on it.
[A beat] But I don’t think that last part is right. I think he just waits until the opportune moment… then [SMACK. His hands hit the table that the journal is resting on. He’s trying to focus on scaring others rather than himself] goes in for his kill.
The scariest part about this legend, is that it’s real. [No really, it’s real.] I didn’t think it was at first but then I saw the blood-covered monster with my own eyes once! [Saw him, was killed by him and was tortured by him. All in one night.]
I even saw him murdering the passengers. He would silently snatch them up from their cars and hold them over the tracks until they would get so close to the moving ground that their faces and limbs would be ripped right off! [His arm starts to tingle from the memory and he bites his lip for a moment. The memory is all too vivid, even after all this time. It haunts him still.
See, Czes is really telling his own story here. He was the one who got his hand and arm literally ripped off by that monster’s torture tactics. He isn’t entirely sure if anyone else got this treatment but it wouldn’t surprise him if anyone did.
He shudders] It was really scary…
[Voice] /explodes
[Voice] HEY NOW YOU DIDNT SIZZLE
[Voice] SIZZLING IS FOR BACON
[Voice] you're bacon
[Voice] If you bite me, I'll eat you from the inside
[He's pretty sure Czes does know, hence the accusation.]
[Voice] wow gruesome much
[Voice] it's just vengeance
[He sighs.]
So if there's anything else you haven't told me, I'd love to hear it.
[Voice] what did flynn do to you miss creeper
I'm afraid I have nothing else to share, sorry.
[Voice] YOU ATE ME
[It's a half-hearted remark, he realizes that Czes won't break down and tell him just yet.]
[Voice] WOW WHEN DID I EAT YOU??
[Just a grin. Gotta try harder than that]
[Voice] YOU CALLED ME BACON; IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
You told Maiza about this?
[Voice] wow I don't want to eat Cheshy bacon gross
[Voice] Good, because I don't want to be eaten by an icky Flynn
[Voice] gtfo gross bacon
[Voice] I am delicious bacon!
[If Maiza's fine with it, then Firo is too.]
[Voice] youre the icky bacon that no one eats
[Little does he know that Claire is friends with the Family but ITS A THREAT NO MATTER WHAT TO HIM]
[Voice] But I will eat you >:|
[Voice] no you wont
[Voice] /sugars you because you're sour
[Voice] eats all the sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess I felt no need to tell you after all.
[Voice] You still have a pH of like 2!
[But he can't blame the future Czes's actions on this Czes, so he sighs.]
But from here on out, you tell me important stuff like that, okay? And even if you're not sure it's important, tell me anyway.
[Voice] what im too tired to understand you wooman
[Voice] You're a sour lemon!
Because I'm supposed to look after you.
[He has a feeling Czes might not reply nicely to that, so he adds:]
And stuff like that can affect the rest of us too, you know.
[Voice] wow i am not
I'll tell you if I feel I have to.
[Voice] When life gives you evil Flynns, make lemonade
And what'd make you feel like you have to?
[Voice] When life gives you evil Flynns, you run
[Voice] Yeah, you run them right off a cliff
[Voice] nu uh also that tag took longer than a sex :| disappoint
[Voice] Yes huh AND SHUT UP
[Voice] never gonna let you live that down
[Voice] It was one mistake! :'(
[Voice] JUST A SEX CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR YAWNING
[Voice] YOU MEAN THE SOUND OF ME CRUSHING YOUR NECK IN MY HANDS?
[Voice] so violent
[Voice] /punches Yes I am
[Voice] see i didnt even do anything that time
[Voice] You made an observation and I decided to give you evidence. You should be thankful!
[Voice] im not going to be thankful for a punch >:C
[Voice] What if it were just a fruity beverage?
[Voice] but you were being violent so it wasnt!
[Voice] Perhaps I violently threw it at you!
[Voice] that's not any better
[Voice] I assure you that I would only use the most delicious punch
[Voice] still rood of you
[Voice] Did I ever say it wasn't?
[Voice] yes
[Voice] I take it back!
[Voice] WHY YOU SLUG i apparently said that before so saying it again
[Voice] /slimes you
[Voice] dumps salt on you
[Voice] /EXPLODES AND SLIMES YOU
[Voice] this isnt Nickelodeon
[Voice] Good, that means this doesn't have to be family friendly and I can be as violent as I want!